Hand Soap

Mocketing - Hand soapCritical Unity highly-irritating liquid hand soap. Smells like dead grandmother! Comes in a delightful shade of intestine pink. Available at every public restroom.

Here are some highly convincing testimonials:

“It feels just like a thousand mosquito bites in between my fingers!”
“How is it possible for soap to make me feel more dirty?”
“I feel like vomiting whenever I put my hands near my face!”

Sport Sedan

Mocketing - SedanCue classical music to give the impression of sophistication. A car races down a winding coastline road heading towards a beach or a winery or just away from your job, responsibilities, and anything that has ever mildly irritated you.

The new and improved 2015 Critical Unity sport sedan.