Banker’s Boxes

Mocketing - Banker's boxesNew and improved Critical Unity banker’s boxes! Now with 1970s-style woodgrain sides to remind you of when you were young and hip and still had all your hair, your friends, and/or your girlish figure as you file your receipts, taxes, or letters of warning from your creditors. Filing has never been so fun!

For Her

Mocketing - For HerCritical Unity, for her! The same as the regular Critical Unity products, but this time they’re pink! Delicate enough for the fragile sensibilities of a modern lady and three times the normal price!

It also comes in amaranth, cherry, cherry blossom, coral, salmon, french rose, lavender rose, normal rose, fuchsia, magenta, bright pink, dark pink, deep pink, ultra pink, and mauve.


Mocketing - PerfumeLuxurious. Timeless. Elegant. Look at these pictures of painfully thin, moody-looking teenage models posing with excessive awkwardness and forced sensuality. Your life could be this glamorous today… If you wear Eau De Critical Unity. Unavailable at all locations.