LIVE: July 30th, 2015 at the Main on Main

Just announced!

July 30th: The Main on Main, 9pm
Critical Unity with special guest opener Cameron Hawes & friends

For more information, see the facebook event by clicking HERE.

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Watches

Critical Unity Watches. Ever wanted to let someone know how much money you make without ever having to say a word? This watch is for every man who wants to lower his eyebrows while making eye contact. Great for repeatedly glancing at dramatically and sighing with increasing volume while waiting in the line up at your favourite high end coffee retailer before getting fed up shouting “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Banker’s Boxes

Mocketing - Banker's boxesNew and improved Critical Unity banker’s boxes! Now with 1970s-style woodgrain sides to remind you of when you were young and hip and still had all your hair, your friends, and/or your girlish figure as you file your receipts, taxes, or letters of warning from your creditors. Filing has never been so fun!