Too broke to afford to get drunk but still harbour too much hope in your life to drink mouthwash? Try Critical Unity Vodka! All the taste of rubbing alcohol but in a slightly nicer bottle.
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Critical Unity 
Does it count if I swallow just a little bit of mouthwash after I brush?
Did you immediately lose hope? If not, drink more. Or switch over to Critical Unity Vodka, which can double as mouthwash!