Hand Soap

Mocketing - Hand soapCritical Unity highly-irritating liquid hand soap. Smells like dead grandmother! Comes in a delightful shade of intestine pink. Available at every public restroom.

Here are some highly convincing testimonials:

“It feels just like a thousand mosquito bites in between my fingers!”
“How is it possible for soap to make me feel more dirty?”
“I feel like vomiting whenever I put my hands near my face!”

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